So I picked up dinner in the “hood” tonight…

9 Sep

I had to get my “hair did,” and I was starving. So I went into the take out Chinese food spot next to my barbershop to pick up a hood classic – Chicken Wings with Chicken Fried Rice, No MSG of course! Honestly, this shit just feels like its clogging your arteries as it goes down. Its all good, I eat this maybe once every 10 years.

Look at that glistening, its looks like they coated it with tire shine when they were done. I don’t know where they find the chickens that they use for these meals. I never see chicken wings this big when I go to the supermarket, must be from the retarded chicken coup.

This is the only dish that I’ve seen ALWAYS served in a Styrofoam dish regardless of where you buy your Chinese takeout. I can think of two reasons why. 1) To keep this dish continually at that $4.99 crackhead affordable price even with everything else increasing in price. (Gas prices affect Crackheads too you know.) and 2) Styrofoam is the only thing that won’t disintegrate from all of this grease.

Well at least it tasted good. Man I am in the mood for some Welch’s grape juice right about now. 🙂


One Response to “So I picked up dinner in the “hood” tonight…”

  1. Ray September 12, 2008 at 11:06 AM # forgot the chicken wings and french fries..

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